You'd better learn to ride that unicycle
By Michael G. Romano, November 13, 2009
When I was attending law school, I picked up a unicycle at a local bike shop. Don't ask me why-- I thought it'd be fun to try to learn to ride. When I brought it home, my neighbor noticed the new toy and asked to take a spin. He hopped on the damn thing and rode up and down the sidewalk checking it out. Over the next several weeks, I attempted to learn how to ride, but never had much luck. A friend of mine later bought one and also failed to fully master riding it unassisted. I still have my unicycle hanging in my garage years after I realized I'll probably never have the balance needed to ride it.
One of the biggest problems with the Field Sobriety Tests that are given to Oregon drivers is that they two of them are based almost entirely on the driver's balancing skills, and physical condition. The Walk and Turn test requires drivers to walk a total of 18 steps down and back what is usually a totally imaginary line. The One Legged Stand Test requires the driver to stand on one foot for thirty seconds and to hold the other leg and foot out straight in front of them. Any driver with poor balance or reaction times will have trouble completing these tests. Similarly, anyone with bad feet, ankles, knees, hips, or back problems will have difficulty performing these tests.
The fact of the matter is that many people aren't as limber, agile and coordinated as they were in high-school (if they ever were). Most people have never been forced to walk a straight line heel to toe and then balance on one foot for thirty seconds without ever raising their arms. These Field Sobriety Tests aren't based on reality because most people have never been required to perform such tests before, and there is certainly no requirement that people be able to perform these tests prior to receiving their driver's license or driving.
Ask yourself this: What is the one thing your body naturally wants to do when you begin to lose your balance? Raise your arms a bit, right? Or maybe you hop or tilt your body to shift your weight? Well, the cop investigating you for DUII will count that naturally tendency (for you to try and catch your balance) towards a failure. The bottom line is that the simple fact that you do as your body is inclined to do may cause you to be arrested, taken to jail, and to lose your license. Even setting aside whether or not this is fair, does it even make any sense?
Now, a skeptic may think, "Well of course and officer wouldn't require someone with bad balance or an old football injury to perform these tests." This is not true. Most officers have three Field Sobriety Tests available and only three Field Sobriety Tests available. Most officers are further trained to believe all statements made by drivers which are liars (unless the driver makes only incriminating statements). So drivers who may be unable to do the tests will either not do them and be noted in the police report as "uncooperative" or "refusing" the tests, or the driver will attempt the tests and be noted in the police report as "too impaired to complete the tests."
Police officers aren't yet able to require drivers to ride a unicycle before they can drive a car. But we're not that far off.
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Man receives DUI for operating motorized recliner
By Michael G. Romano, November 20, 2009
Have you heard the story about the man who was arrested for "driving" drunk on a La-Z-Boy recliner? According to news reports, in August of 2008, Dennis LeRoy Anderson was driving home after he'd had 8 or 9 beers at the Keyboard Lounge in Proctor, Minnesota. The interesting thing about the story is that he wasn't driving a car but rather a motorized chair. The chair was actually custom (not La-Z-Boy brand) and motorized by a lawnmower engine.
In Oregon, you can not only be charged with DUI for operating a motor vehicle (any type of motor vehicle), you can even be charged for DUI by operating an unmotorized bicycle. Bottom line: If you’re feeling impaired by alcohol, you'd better walk home or take a cab.
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Wisconsin Woman Calls 911 to Report Her Own Drunk Driving
By Michael G. Romano, November 20, 2009
We've probably all heard of people calling in "drunk drivers" but check out this woman who called herself in for DUI!
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Sen. John Kerry's daughter arrested for DUI
By Michael G. Romano, November 20, 2009
Sen. John Kerry's daughter, Alexandra Forbes Kerry, was apparently arrested on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles on Thursday November 19, 2009.
This story highlights a misconception that many people have- not only in Oregon, but in other states as well- that a drive cannot be arrested for DUI for driving with a Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) under .08. Many states, including Oregon, still allow police officers and District Attorney's to charge drivers with DUI if they are impaired mentally or physically by the use of alcohol or controlled substances.
UPDATE November 24, 2009: Frank Mateljan of the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office confirmed on Monday November 23, 2009 that charges will not be filed against Ms. Kerry. US Senator John Kerry issued a statement suggesting that the media had erred in assuming that, because his daughter was arrested, that she was drunk or would be charged with drunk driving. Of course, Sentor "Flip Flop" Kerry (and many other politicians who want to appear "tough on crime") supports charging everyone else at .06-- just not his daughter.
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DUI? Yeah, there's an app for that.
By Michael G. Romano, December 4, 2009
You've probably heard the marketing phrase for the iPhone: "Yeah, there's an app for that." Well, apparantly someone has now created an application for the iPhone which attempts to calculate BAC based on the user entering in information such as their weight, when they started drinking, and how much they had to drink. The app can be downloaded here: R-U-Buzzed iPhone (DUI) application (Note: You must have iTunes installed).
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OSP makes 14 DUI arrests after Civil War game
By Michael G. Romano, December 5, 2009
The Statesman Journal is reporting that 14 DUI arrests were made following the Oregon Civil War game between the Beavers and the Ducks. It's just like the Oregon State Police to issue such a self-serving release. If you look close at the press release, what the Oregon State Police essentially did is pool all of their DUII arrests from four neighboring counties over a ten hour period and then claimed a causal relationship with the game. Over 50,000 people can fit into Autzen Stadium in Eugene and there were thousands of additional fans in Eugene and Corvallis. Then there was the usual population of Oregon's most populated counties. 14 arrests? Could it be that the Oregon State Police are going a little far in overstating their importance in traffic enforcement?
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Colorado Throws Out Over 80 DUI Cases in 2009 Due To False Readings
By Michael G. Romano, December 12, 2009
According to a story posted by KKTV in Southern Colorado, Colorado Springs Police have found out that over 80 blood test readings from DUI cases in 2009 may be artificially high. The Colorado Springs Police say the Metro Crime Lab discovered the mistake in November 2009 during internal quality assurance testing. The Dever Post has reported that the true number of tests that may be in error could be in the hundreds.
San Jose police test head-mounted cameras for officers
By Michael G. Romano, December 23, 2009
MercuryNews.com is reporting that police officers in San Jose California will be experimenting with head-mounted video and audio recorders. The irony in this is that, when I was working for the district attorney's office as a law clerk in 1997, I was told that car-mounted video cameras were the wave of the future and that we'd soon see them in every vehicle. Guess what has happened? They are still not installed in most vehicles and in 80-90% of my DUI cases, the officer has made no video recording whatsoever. In the majority of cases, audio hasn't been recorded either. Officers will say they don't have the money for such equipment. Yet anyone can buy a high-definition digital video camera for under $200 and an audio recorder is even cheaper at $20-30. Officers can no longer use the excuse that they don't have money for cassette tapes or video tapes because recording and downloading digital audio or video cost nothing. So what is the real reason that police officers are so dead-set against documenting what they are doing in their interactions with American citizens? Because they know that video and audio recordings often show them making critical mistakes. In some cases, the video or audio recordings even document actual abuse. Also in the news recently was the case of the Washington D.C. police detective that pulled his gun on a bunch of young men and women having a street-wide snowball fight. In my opinion, the story wasn't about the officer pulling his gun. It was the fact that he lied about it. When video surfaced showing the officer standing in the street with a gun clearly in his hand, the chief of police was forced to make an apology. Mark my words: If that video hadn't have surfaced, that officer would by lying about it to this day.
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Portland Police officer charged with DUII in Tillamook County
By Michael G. Romano, September 26, 2011
According to a press release issued by the Portland Police Bureau, Officer Sean Sothern was placed on paid administrative leave following his arrest on charges of Felony Attempt to Elude, DUII, and two counts of Reckless Endangerment. Officer Sothern is an 11-year-veteran of the Portland Police Department.
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